The 10 Montenegrin Commandments

MAN IS BORN TIRED AND LIVES TO REST

LOVE THY BED AS YOU LOVE THYSELF

RELAX DURING THE DAY SO YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT

DO NOT WORK – WORK KILLS

WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE RESTING, ASSIST

DELEGATE AS MUCH WORK AS POSSIBLE

NOBODY EVER DIED FROM CHILLING IN THE SHADE

WORK MAKES YOU SICK – DON’T DIE YOUNG

HAVE THE URGE TO WORK?  THIS TOO SHALL PASS

SEE OTHERS WORKING? PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB THEM